Episode 3 Recap: Three Kaoh Rongs and a Hali

EPISODE THREE: Three Kaoh Rongs and a Hali

Shocked faces. No Tony. Nuku can’t believe it. I am still in the foetal position.

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I feel ill.

Like a seasoned funeral director Probst moves on at breakneck speed and utters those unsettling words… Drop. Yo. Buffs.

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Jeff – “Who want’s some bad luck?”

The tribes are shaken up with the cookie not crumbling too favourably for some.

Nuku – Michaela, Sandra, Aubry, Malcolm, Varner and JT (Team JT’s Screwed)

Mana – Debbie, Hali, Sierra, Tai, Culpepper and Caleb (Team Kaoh Rong)

Tavua – Cirie, Sarah, Andrea, Zeke, Troyzan and Ozzy (Team Loud Shirts)

Sandra hopes her luck won’t change. Tai and Caleb kiss. Troyzan makes it super obvious he is on the outs. JT says something in that southern drawl of his.

Craig Confession

Tribe swap. Luv the 2 into 3. It’s like the new Survivor thing. Luv Sierra Dawn Thomas “My Hearts Pounding” WHY? You’re not in trouble girl calm down, honestly, everyone is still distracted why you is here. I’m not sure what I think about one tribe “Starting Over” we saw what happend with that in Second Chance, I am also shocked at Malcoms shock with 2 to 3, he would have seen it before he is a fan, I watched his #survivor500 clip. Ow Caleb and Tai! I told you they would work the Bromance back into it and Tai gets his kiss. I mean I wouldn’t Kiss Caleb… he isnt my type.

Phoebe Confession

I would. He is definitely my type. #moreforme

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Cirie and Zeke can finally let their hair down

NUKU

JT is shafted by the swap, ending up with the giant threat killers from Mana. Outnumbered 5-1 he sets to work. Channeling Christopher Walken and Robert Wagner, JT takes them out into the middle of the ocean!

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Nothing suss!

With the majority at sea he darts back to find an idol. Varner gets his rocks off on JT’s sculduggery and marvels at the beauty of it all.

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Once bitten, Twice shy

Craig Confession

Varner is just brilliant, he has such ease and acceptance with the constant change of the game. I personally don’t think there has been someone so calm with change before Varner. I mean he has had this situation before, just this time he was lucky and didnt get on the “Start Over” Tavua. His confessionals are great and show how much of a grasp he has on the game. Luving him. JT’s distraction for the idol is brilliant. Such a good play, but as we all know its the “Time Away” that always raises suspicion. But the whole pliers thing, just brilliant. Then going through everyones bags hahahahahahahaahah.

Phoebe Confession

I agree! I absolutely love Varner! He’s hilarious. I love how he can appreciate and laugh at the fact that JT left them out in the middle of the ocean. He loves it as much as we do.

MANA

Culpepper is not the hick we are use to: “I love antiquing”… “Monica bla bla bla”… uplifting music… what on earth are the edits trying to tell us? Monica 2.0 is keen for the Four Nuku to stay together. Caleb and Hali appear toast. Culpepper is switched on planting a seed of doubt in Tai’s head in about Caleb. Tai has flashbacks of betraying a friend. “Either way it’s going to hurt.” Tai reassures Caleb all is good.

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Antiquing. Decorating. Surviving.

Craig Confession

WWMD, Decorate? Well apparently. Yeah Brad you’re amazing you hung balls in a tree. But so far my prayers have been answered, thank you baby lord jesus, and Culpepper has clearly learnt from the past and is bringing a new game. I’m still not going for you Culpepper, but I’m happy. For now. THEN! He goes and starts making moves to split up Tai and Caleb. I’m unhappy I didn’t see the scene where Culpepper fell down and bumped his head. Is Tai seriously going on about betraying “Friends” ummmmm hello we all watched your last game, I don’t know why you going on about it like its such a hard thing. Please. Go back to the chickens, otherwise SIA won’t come for tea again.

Phoebe Confession

Can I change my winners pick to Brad? I’ve always liked Brad. No denying he has been impressive thus far. I think he is in it for the long-haul Craigos! So happy to see he is winning you over!

TAVUA

Ozzy goes into arrogant leader mode like only he can. “They can’t get rid of me yet”. Cool story. Cirie is a pig in shit with a swing of numbers going her way. Her and Ozzy pretend to kiss and make up. Andrea is certain that Troyzan goes first. Troyzan worries that he has the plague and sensing he might be a goner goes idol hunting. Instantly he is blessed by the ghost of Sting and The Police as he finds a message in a bottle… a clue to a hidden immunity idol! Hidden at the immunity challenge! Now I am starting to root for this goofball.

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Immunity in a bottttttllllleeeeeee….

Craig Confession

How is it in a swap my Queen Cirie is still on a tribe with Ozzy? Honestly Survivor Gods sometimes you are just bitches. But what I’m loving is the alliance between Zeke and Cirie seems to be getting stronger. YES PLEASE. I am so hoping both work together and go far. Zeke we have to watch out for though as we know he has already stated how he thinks Cirie is one of the most dangerous people out there, but I know my Queen will have her ear to the ground. Did Ozzy just class himself as a veteran? eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh.

Ow and yes Troyzan you have the Plague, its called, NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU AS YOU ARE A DICK… to say that Andrea hasn’t got a clue! Seriously? SERIOUSLY? God I hope she takes him out, has he not seen that chick play before? She is a demon.

Ok how does this happen? How is it that the Sierra Dawn Thomas’s and the Troyzan’s find the clues and shit! It’s Bullshit. At least this may bring out the arrogance of Troyzan and make him cocky. BYE FELICIA. PS

NUKU

JT believes killing a goat will keep him safe. Right… JT catches a baby goat… No dear God no, leave the baby goat alone! Sandra has no soul and wants to eat the goats. You can kill Tony’s dreams Sandra but leave the cute baby animals out of this; thank Probst Tai or SIA isn’t on this tribe. They decide to kill a chicken because their lives don’t matter or their mother isn’t around.

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Aww it’s JT and the mumma goat… DEATH TO CHICKENS… Aww it’s baby goats…

Craig Confession

I wouldn’t have even bothered going for the goats. What a waste of energy. Nobody is going to kill it. Yes they are starving but when your out there you still think twice about killing a chicken or a goat. Well besides Sandra, she wants to eat it but I love how she doesn’t put her hand up to kill it. Malcom speaks the truth, your hunger and watering mouth goes away when you are required to become the butcher, nobody wants to actually do it.

Phoebe Confession

Is anyone else loving the whole ‘bring the sheeps to slaughter’ motif Sandra is getting?! It is such brilliant story-telling. I also loved how at the outset of the episode when Jeff does his whole ‘PREVIOUSLY on SURVIVOR’ spiel, he literally said ‘Sandra slayed.’ Hilarious! I did not however, enjoy watching the flashback to Tony’s torch being snuffed. #bringbacktony #TONYforthewinplease

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

Roll up, roll up, step right up to obstacle circus. This course looks like it will create an even playing field. 3 tribe mates are tied together, working together through obstacles, they grab a bucket to fill with water and make their way over a giant teeter totter… yes Jeff said giant teeter totter. Once getting over this they transfer the water to magically lower a gate made out of spare materials from the local Fijian arts and crafts store. The 3 remaining tribe members will solve a puzzle, the logo of the season. Troyzan notices that he can’t get the idol until the challenge is over, oh the drama!

  • For Mana the Kaoh Rong 3 of Caleb, Tai and Debbie do the course. Hali, Culpepper, Sierra will do the puzzle.
  • For Tavua Ozzy, Andrea, Sarah will use their physical prowess to duck and weave whilst Troyzan, Zeke and Cirie will colourfully arrange the pieces.
  • For Nuku the challenge beasts Michaela, JT and Malcolm will tackle the course leaving Sandra, Varner and Aubry to bicker over designs.

In a ‘teeter tottering’ contest Nuku are first to the puzzle, closely followed by Tavua. Nuku’s early start gets them immunity and in the blink of an eye it is neck and neck between Team Kaoh Rong and Team Loud Shirts. In a nail biter Zeke and Cirie just get Tavua through!

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Probst throws on the Village People for Tavua

Troyzan does his best bikram squat and nabs the idol without anyone knowing!

Craig Confession

Reward – HOT SAUCE! Seriously. Damn that shit would go straight threw you. Hell who am I kidding, I love hot sauce and if I recieved a bottle in Samoa, I would have put it on everything and just dealt with the shits. Besides those hidious beans we had pretty much did the same thing. Or was that because Tegan didn’t cook them properly? I dunno but probs. Why was there only the one tribe that got a clue to an idol? MMMHHMMMMM I do have to admit though when Troyzan made his play, or “exhaustion”, to grab the idol I did have a laugh. It’s not a melodrama, geeze take a leaf out of Wentworth’s book. God he does seriously have a massive Survivor image of himself doesn’t he.

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Play it cool Troyzan, just subtly get that idol

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I said play it cool!

PRE TRIBAL

Vision of ships and sharks. Debbie says it’s either Caleb or Hali.Who would have thought that the tribe we haven’t seen anything about is going to tribal? Hali says she needs a miracle. Caleb’s scared.

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Brawn vs Beauty

Tai declares his love for Caleb. Sierra is scared of their bromance. Sierra and Tai have an eyebrow off. Debbie knows past relationships matter. Culpepper doesn’t want to be the chief so makes Tai call the shots. Smart. Culpepper turns the screws and plants another seed of doubt. Tai deals with this by exfoliating to extreme levels.

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Go easy on the sand Tai

Craig Confession

Again, her comes Culpepper. So while Hali is rambling on about the vote being between her and Caleb and the fact that Caleb is a challenge asset, what does she do to stay? Did I miss something. I dont like to say it but Hali has WWMD Bloody Culpepper to thank about that.

Aw Tai, he tries so hard to keep Caleb. look at him trying to casually inform everyone that Caleb is a challenge asset. Is he exposing himself as a non challenge asset in doing so?

Debbies confessionals are, as expected, great. I luv how she has approached this game without her previous games connections in play. She is even calling out others who she played with as targets. She is being smart here. People have already drawn ties between Caleb, Tai and Debbie due to Koah Rong. However she is distancing herself from that tie by happily cultivating the others names for the vote. I think its actually brilliant with Debbie being in a 3 way previous game relationship, that she has managed to not be fully targeted like Caleb and Tai. Especially with the “Challenge asset” topic being breached.

Phoebe Confession

A quick acknowledgement of Hali’s hot dress/ Survivor wardrobe is in order. Nice work, girl. Where can I buy one? #fangirling

QUICK FIRE TRIBAL

Debbie feels unnerved by the elephant in the room that is the Kaoh Rong 3 advantage, Tai and Caleb echo these sentiments. Sierra’s Eyebrows just do their thing, she is blinded by the numbers game, the others are blinded by her eyebrows. Hali says Caleb’s the threat because he has the numbers. Caleb believes it’s between his strength and Hali’s… assets. Hali’s argument is that she’s average and can’t win this game. Groan. Culpepper is interestingly placed in the middle. Tai is looking at the big picture, personal relationship, trust, plants. Caleb says Hali has assets again with a straight face. Hali says she is useless again. WHY. IS. SHE. HERE? If Caleb goes I will fly kick the TV.

Probst reads the votes. Caleb. Hali. Caleb. Oh no. Caleb. Jesus Christ. Caleb. He is gone! He kisses Tai’s beautiful bald head. Culpepper gets his way. My TV no longer works.

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Another threat goes early.

Two weeks running Tai has been Jedi mind tricked!

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Culpepper – “This is not the vote off you are looking for”

Craig Confession

Culpepper having Tai make the decision on who goes. “You going into the merge with Caleb around is going to hurt your game.” Where did this Culpepper come from. Great play. I don’t think this is even a WWMD, its all Culpepper. I mean dont get me wrong I never thought Monica did anything in Blood Vs Water besides win immunity to advance herself game wise. BUT don’t think Culpepper has won me over yet he still has a long way to go.

“Its such a betrayal to our friendship” HOW TAI? Entering a new game, with people you played with before or simply know/bonded with outside the game, you leave that at the door. I personally think in this situation, if Caleb held a grudge over Tai voting for him and didn’t want to be friends outside the game anymore due to it, is more a reflection on Caleb than Tai. Voting is the game there is only one winner. We saw this wayback in All Stars were tribe mates assumed outside relationships to be taken into consideration in the game. AS IF, give me a break. I personally think holding a grudge over someone that voted for you is very petty and you need to take another look at yourself and the game you signed up for AGAIN. Thats what make returnee seasons so great!

Phoebe Power Rankings

Mana

  1. Brad – Outstanding play in orchestrating Caleb’s exit and has certainly positioned himself strongly. With the Koah Rong three intact he may have found himself in a precarious position and he did well did to ensure it was not a possibility. He is now the only real muscle on Mana and as such, he’s made himself indispensable. He’s looking quite strong socially too. Ticking all of the boxes so far!
  2. Sierra – Has the legacy advantage and appears to be far away from the limelight. She’s in a majority position and doesn’t have pre-existing relationships that could potentially position her as a threat.
  3. Tai  – Seems to be in a decision making position but people are obviously wary of his potential to sway. Hence the necessity in voting off Caleb. He does seem closer to Brad strategically though, which is why I have positioned him above Debbie.
  4. Debbie – Strangely enough Debbie does give us confessionals that suggest she’s quite aware. She’s looking pretty good so far and I don’t think me ranking her power-status low on this tribe is a reflection on where she’s positioned in the big picture of the game.
  5. Hali – Well she’s up the creek without a paddle.

Nuku

  1. Malcolm – He’s in the majority, is a challenge asset and he is less of a threat than Sandra. He seems well positioned socially too. I hope it stays this way for him but I do have a bad feeling it won’t.
  2. Sandra – Appears to have been extremely influential on the prior votes and must be in a power position in order to have such influence. It is so interesting that she is such a threat, and should be the biggest threat in the game and yet she may once again be underestimated and overlooked as such.
  3. Varner – He seems comfortable. He’s avoided any heat so far whereas Michaela and Aubry have had some votes thrown their way.
  4. Michaela – I’ve rated her higher than Aubry as she is a bigger challenge asset.
  5. Aubry – Votes were cast her way last week and we don’t have much to go off to suggest her position has changed all that much.
  6. JT – He’s up the same creek as Hali. I so hope he manoeuvres himself out of it!

Tavua

  1. Zeke – Seems to have ingratiated himself socially and seems t0 be sitting pretty in general.
  2. Ozzy – Biggest challenge asset in this tribe and really doesn’t appear as a strategic threat.
  3. Sarah – Physical asset, no heat thrown her way yet however does appear a little too comfortable based on her confessionals.
  4. Troyzan – Has the idol but if they lose more than once he’ll obviously be in trouble.
  5. Andrea – The edit made it look as though Troyzan may target her with his idol play, otherwise we haven’t really seen alot yet, besides her overlooking both SDT and Troyzan swiping serious game advantages right in front of her.
  6. Cirie – Seems like she hasn’t managed to pull numbers and therefore has little power or influence.

TAKE AWAYS

Have a listen to Evo and Craig’s podcast interviews for this week:

Evo Podcast with AUS Survivor Community – Ryan V D Brink & Adam Rida

Craig Podcast with The Oz Network – Ben Waterworth

Survivor Game Changers Episode 3 Recap with Andrew Torrens & Craig I’Anson

 

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Episode 1&2 Recap: TOO FAST, TOO FURIOUS

EPISODE ONE: Ego Island

The ocean billows. The horns swoon. Captain Jack Sparrow’s second hand ship sails across Fijian waters. The Mamanuca Islands… well they do their thing!

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Tony, Tai, Maclolm, Varner and Ozzy take in the scenery

“These are the players that changed the game” – Jeff Probst

The game is back. The game is on.

“Just when you think you seen it all, you ain’t seen nothing yet” – Tony

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Would you trust this man?

“I swung for the fences, I made some splashy firework type moves” – Malcolm

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Malcolm loads up on supplies

“I’m the only person to win Survivor two times, and it wasn’t just luck” – Sandra

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No the Outcasts and going up against Lil in the final 2 wasn’t lucky at all…

“Gansta with a smile, a wolf in sheeps clothing” – Cirie

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Subtle Cirie. Sublte.

“I’ve got a strength like a gymnast, and a tenacity like a giant squid” – Debbie

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Ozzy and Debbie get to work

“We’ve all changed the game, so you’ve gotta go big or go home” – Culpepper

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Yeah… nah…

On deck Probst does his best to sell the Game Changers theme but as soon as the camera hits Hali he loses all credibility. The cast is made up of ego maniacs, haves and have nots.

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Game sort of Changers…

‘Eyebrows’ Sierra nabs the Legacy Advantage off the floor of the ship. For those unaware with what the Legacy Advantage is, it resembles the inner working of the Da Vinci Code and has an overly complicated system to activate individual immunity, in short; it’s a ticking time bomb. You can only use it when 13 people are left or 6 people are left, if voted out before this you must give this to a player from any tribe.Will this new found advantage force Sierra to actually play the game this season?

Craig Confession

How funny that Mrs “Why is this Bitch back?” Sierra Dawn Thomas finds the Advantage. How nobody notices an envelope on the deck of the ship and cameras pointing at it is beyond me. All I have to say is Go Bitch Go.

I luv the fact that Malcom stated there is no point going for the Tool Kit as Ozzy was onto it. See Ozzy, people may not want you around. PLEASE GET RID OF HIM!

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Sierra – “What does immunity mean?” Tai – *insert subtitle

At Camp Maniacs Tony goes full Mogwai and instantly runs off in search of idols. Not the smartest move but perhaps it’s so crazy it might actually work? Paranoia explodes amongst tribe mates, Sandra tries to keep things in perspective knowing Tony’s strength is what they need right now.

Craig Confession

Ok Tony, let’s get to camp and run off for an Idol. Do you want to add flashing lights to the target that is already on your back? Looks like it. He states “People would expect this from me” but it DOSNT MEAN YOU DO IT! Come on, rookie mistake.

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Never go full Mogwai!

Over at Camp Hippies… Zeke goes full fan boy and gushes over all the big names and then in the next sentence speaks about bathing in their blood.  Sarah says she has a phenomenal social game (ummm did you watch Cagayan?) and vows to be the ‘Silent Assasin’. Culpepper is going to employ the WWMD – What Would Monica Do approach this time around and let others come to him, if he completely emerses himself in the WWMD strategy we can look forward to him being utterly used by every cast member and being ridden into the final 3. Ozzy and Cire renew hostilities, old wounds haven’t healed. Both try to mount cases against the other, my money’s on Cirie. We know Tai is back because the unnecessary subtitles are back. In typical Tai fashion he gets Jedi Mind tricked by Cirie and spills the beans that she is Ozzy’s numero uno boot target. Damn she’s good!

Craig Confession

WWMD. Has Culpepper evolved? it looks like it. THANK GOD. I think once the hunger and paranoia sets in some of his old traits may come into play, but his approach of letting people come to him in this game is a good thing. I have a feeling we are going to see Culpepper go far.

God my Queen Cirie is good. Jedi mind tricks YES. Poor Tai, a deadpan non responce is as good as an answer.

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Smiling Assassin

Tony decides that a Spy Shack won’t do this time and deploys the… Spy Bunker! ‘Not as obvious Eyebrows’ Ciera makes the cardinal sin of playing too quick and tries to throw Tony under the bus. NEWSFLASH. Physically strong players don’t go home first. This sets alarm bells off in Malcolm’s perfectly shaped head. Ciera is on borrowed time.

Craig Confession

Cierra. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SSSHHHH just SSSHHHHH! You are taking the targets off other peoples backs and putting them on you. Sit back and relax. You dont need to go so hard out of the gate. NO CIERRA. NO. My stomach is in knots.

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SpyBunker

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

Along comes the immunity challenge, race to a raft, paddle to platform, one person swims to set of keys, then over obstacles as a group back to beach, dig up puzzle pieces, then unlock a chest and then get more puzzle pieces, make a ships wheel puzzle then raise the flag. Jeff says of all of that like it sounds sane. The new immunity idol is weird looking. Before the battle begins Probst drops the twist bombshell that this time around at tribal there will be no re votes.   If it is a tie all competitors must then decided unanimously who goes or they go straight to rocks! BOOM! Cue shocked faces. Andrea states the bleedingly obvious that it makes the game more difficult. Thanks Andrea.

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Mana absolutely suck at the challenge. I’ll go as far to say that any water based challenge will result in Ozzy’s team winning. He’s Kevin Costner levels of water freak!

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Ozzy gets to work

Sure enough Nuku smash it out of the park and despite some inventive editing they win in a landslide.

Craig Confession

Luved the Challenge, typical survivor amazingness.

PRE TRIBAL

The editors do their best to make us think that it is a two horse race between Ciera and Michaela for who will get booted first with Michaela getting a bit angst before tribal. Alas, off to tribal they go.

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Dem Crazy Eyes

QUICK FIRE TRIBAL

Sandra yaps on. Malcolm and Varner say things that don’t really mean much and Hali puts her hand up for the position of goat of the season by saying the line “loose lips sink ships” before votes are cast. DON’T SAY ANYTHING AT TRIBAL HALI!

Craig Confession

Can I just say, Tribal Council looks delicious. The whole Spanish like tower voting booth. I find it funny Michaela states in Confessionals that she has to watch out for her reactions to situations. THEN SHE GOES AND DOES IT. Calm the farm Michaela. PS Why go to Tribal council and state “I’m here because I’m a big physical player” HELLO SHHHHHH! What do you want to do? Get people all up and freak!

Votes are read… Ciera gets 9 votes and departs. No impact. No surprises here. Ciera played too fast.

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5th, 10th, 20th, retire.

Phoebe Confession

‘Loose Lips Sink Ships’

A fitting expression for the first shipwreck – whoops, I mean tribal council of the season. Our first woman thrown overboard is Ciera and sadly, I am not surprised. I had an instinctive feeling she’d be gone quite early, but not necessarily first. Ciera lacks predictability and isn’t a challenge asset, so it does make sense to lose her. I believe her fatal flaw wasn’t that she played too hard too soon, but rather, she failed to create a value in herself for the players around her.

Every player in this season has come into the game with some sort of reputation. Unfortunately for Ciera, hers equates to that of a wild card and seasoned players are correct to steer clear of this. With two former winners on her tribe and the mantra that people want to keep meat shields in the game, they’re immediately more valuable. In fact, this was Sandra’s whole case at the first tribal council – nobody wants to give me the money three times, so I am not a threat and why not play with me. Similarly, more physical players such as Malcolm, Caleb and Michaela have inherent value out of necessity for challenge performance. They also don’t carry the burden of a reputation like Ciera’s.

I actually liken Ciera’s precarious position to Cirie’s. They both went into the game with the weight of their reputation on their shoulders and they aren’t physical assets to the tribe. The difference is, Cirie recognised she needed to create a value in herself and whilst she doesn’t appear to have been completely successful in doing so yet, she’s still putting in the ground work. She is getting told no, but only because she doesn’t have the numbers or political sway to convert anyone. But with a stroke of luck, this could change. Conversely, Ciera not only failed to realise that she was in trouble and thereby didn’t create a necessary value in herself, she also failed to appreciate the interests of the people around her. This is evident by the fact that she believed the majority were voting for Michaela (which makes no sense at that point) and also by the fact that she threw Caleb’s name out there. Her ‘loose lips’ were in full awareness of Caleb’s value to Malcolm and she’s admitted in her exit interviews that certain people weren’t having a bar of her socially or strategically. She needed to recognise her position and make herself more valuable than players such as Aubry and Varner.

With all that said, she didn’t overplay at all. Arguably quite the opposite. She underplayed by not realising she had her work cut out for her perhaps more than anyone on Mana at that point.

EPISODE TWO: King of Queens

Thank Probst that the premier was a double episode as the first instalment didn’t give us much. New dawn, new day. Tony approaches Aubry about working together. Trying to create BigThreatsRus. Alarmingly he does this at the very same place that Ciera put her own demise into motion; the bloody water well!

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Water Well of Death!

Stick closely with me on this one… Tony wants to work with Sandra. Sandra wants to work with Tony. Tony doesn’t trust Sandra. Sandra doesn’t trust Tony. They see a mutual benefit however.

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Sandra and Tony get close

Tai brings back Chicken Park and JT struggles with this and tries to paint him out to be a dead weight.

Craig Confession

Seriously! Is Tai trying to get another meet and greet with SIA? I keep thinking “Im sick of you and the F^cking Chickens” JUST LET IT GO. JT sees it, so hopefully his attentions will be towards Tai and not my Queen Cirie

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Tai can’t convince Culpepper to try his new blend.

Tony returns to the Spy Bunker in the dead of night and after some amazingly over the top army crawling he overhears Sandra and Troyzan’s distrust in him. This is looking like a ‘best of’ Tony highlight reel and I am starting to get a sinking feeling in my gut. Tony confronts them both and accurately calls there bluff. The alliance of 6 hours looks kaput!

Cirie is increasingly worried about her place in the game and goes into social overdrive trying to mount numbers against Ozzy. Zeke, Debbie and Sarah aren’t buying what she is selling though.

Craig Confession

God Ozzy let it go. Im having Deja Vu “Did I ever tell you about that time I was voted out of Vavau?” I think he is focussing too much on his revenge rather than diving into a new game. This may lead to his downfall. I hope so. PS I couldnt stop looking at that scar on his lip – Just Saying. Ozzy and JT teaming up and both being anti Cirie scares me!

Do I think Cirie is going too hard? Yes. But honestly when you know you are a target what else are you suppose to do? I love that she wants to play with Zeke, that would be amazing for me. Although being starstruck, and playing with some of his idols, Zeke knows his shit. Scared of Cirie, he should be, but please Zeke, PLEASE give her a go, you could do great things.

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Will Zeke decide which one goes home first?

Sandra goes to work on operation remove Tony by playing on others fears. Tony tries to rally people into the idea that the strongest should go forward. Both sound arguments but at this stage no one wants to commit to either side. It is abundantly clear now that only one of the King or Queen will survive their next tribal.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

6 members race into ocean across a balance beam, climb over a cage and untie a long and heavy snake, bring the snake back to shore and the 3 remaining members will untie the innards of the reptile, locate keys to unlock a numbers puzzle which leads to the annual coight throwing contest we all know and love.

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Snakes on a Plain

Cirie sits it out. Ozzy does his swimming thing. Varner absolutely stinks it up. Nuku fly ahead to the final stage. All appears lost until Malcolm goes all Terry Deitz and catches up out of nowhere. JT and Malcolm battle it out. Neck and neck. JT takes it out for Nuku. Michaela pouts that she didn’t get the chance to compete. Let the insanity begin.

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Varner opts not to let go of the cage and gather the Snake

PRE TRIBAL

Sandra thinks she has the numbers to oust Tony but is wary of his idol finding ability and wants to split the votes! Wow this could get crazy quick. Tony knows he is up against it and wonders if Michaela can be the circuit breaker. Caleb and Michaela like the sound of keeping the tribe strong. Varner echoes their sentiments that Sandra is weak at everything.

Craig Confession

We are getting a lot from Caleb. I mean the delicious Probst did state that nobody has really seen him play and the guy has never gone to tribal before. I think we could have an end game player.

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Caleb – “Which one should I gut first?”

QUICK FIRE TRIBAL

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Someone is getting dethroned

Along comes tribal and it seesaws between arguments for strength and against weakness. Troyzan calls Tony nutty, Tony calls him out for sneaking off. Sandra proclaims her ability to stay calm and then squeals like a banshee after a bug get stuck in her hair. Real smooth Sandra. Tony professes his change in approach and quite a few seem to believe him! Is this a double bluff? Varner continues the trend of saying too much at tribal by giving a not so cryptic eulogy for whoever is going by saying “time to get rid of our square peg”.

The votes are read. Aubry. We knew that was coming. Tony. Sandras vote splitting idea. Aubry. Vote split continues. Tony. Okay that will be his last one and the rest will go towards Sandra. Tony! What the hell? Tony. Sweet Jesus. Tony. I hate you all now except for Probst.

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Jeff looks about as upset as I am

As Tony departs Sandra reveals the brash, rude and derogatory Sandra we all know by giving Tony an almighty bake as he departs. No class but no surprise. The Queen may have won this battle but after that outburst her days are numbered. Tony departs, played too furious and departs too soon.

Phoebe Confession

‘The Square Peg in a Round Hole’

Oh Tony, why you gotta be so square for? I am utterly heartbroken to see Tony go so soon. I love that we got to experience his character again though. The biggest notability of this tribal was Tony’s assertion, ‘I’m not coming out here cocky or confident…because they’re a different calibre of players’ (or something along those lines). Firstly, I wish the same could be said for Sandra. There is a difference between being beautifully sassy and being overly arrogant and unpleasant. I hope she tones it back because I’m sure I’m not the only one that took her sentiments to (broken) heart. That’s our Tony she’s speaking to! Secondly, Tony’s statement is an undeniable truism based on the performances of his tribemates. The way they expressed their deep desire to retain strength so as to placate him and refrain him from potential idol play was seamless. I believe it showcases that everyone is there to play and they’re bringing their A-games to tribal council as well. Exciting!

Interestingly, Aubry received two votes. Clever play, sure. I think it also goes to show that Ciera really could have targeted her on the prior vote. Hopefully Aubry recognises she needs to get to work now too. Go and make yourself valuable girl before Sandra’s screaming at you to ‘take yo ass home’ – on that note, I really hope she’s on the pre-merge trip so she can say hello to Ciera herself.

One final note – Troyzan can’t spell Tony?!

TAKE AWAYS

  • Culpepper and Sarah got winners edits with their confessionals. In stark contrast to Ciera and Tony, the Nuku duo mentioned how they are not going to make waves early this time. Huge foreshadowing here people!

Craig Confession

  • For someone that didnt really do anything to get some good confessionals, Sarah was at the forefront. Finally she has learned that real life and Survivor are not the same and has dropped the “My word is my bond” Cop crap. Foreshadowing? She sort of has a mono tone and that annoys me but I think she has her head screwed on for this game.
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Too Fast, Too Furious

  • Speaking of foreshadowing, Troyzan could well be this seasons goat, he seems clueless and a few steps behind.

Craig Confession

  • Troyzan is still a dick. I agree with Evo that he would be a great goat. The guy has no idea and seems to just fumble through conversation. Does he know whats going on?
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Clueless

  • The biggest threats will go early. Not looking good for Ozzy and JT.
  • Three tribe split might come just in time for some.

Craig Confession

OMG Varner. Is it just me or is he really good at stirring the pot, letting others go at it and not being tied up with it? I luv Varner and I cant wait to see more off him. AND he is so onto Sandra and thats great!

Worth Waiting For

After a long hiatus the Worth Playing For Blog is back and in a big way!

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Ahead of Survivor Season 34: Game Changers I am pumped to welcome fellow Australian Survivor peeps Craig I’Anson and Phoebe Timmins to the WPF blogging tribe.

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Craig. So hot right now. Craig.

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Phoebe struggling with the Samoan finger trap.

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The more pictures of Lee and I together the more attractive I get… surely?

I am hoping that the universal love for Craigos and Phee will offset the widespread disdain for myself.

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“One Liberty Bell… Two Liberty Bells… A Cherry!”

We aim to bring you an unbridled mix of laughter, over the top analysis and non-for-profit opinions… Let’s be honest, Craig and my collective psychologist fees due to Phoebe ruining our life long dream won’t be paid off by blog views anyway!

Enough about us, onto the real stuff.

Survivor S34: GAME CHANGERS

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Survivor 34: Insert Emergency Title Here

It’s no secret that this was not the desired cast from early planning days for this season, but who gives a toss! We’ve ended up with a mix of winners, runner ups and wildcards. To kick things off we will delve into the make up of the…

Nuku Tribe

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The Nuku Tribe try to block out the memory of Culpepper oiling himself.

Cirie

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46 – Panama, Micronesia, Heroes vs. Villains.

Best finish: 3rd

Craig Confession

My Queen. Cirie is going to walk onto that beach and put fear into people’s hearts. Due to the target from previous games on her back she is going to have to work hard with the social game to stay in play. I believe she can do it. Needs to be careful of both Ozzy and his ‘revenge’ form Micronesia, as well as JT who concocted her demise in Heroes vs. Villains. However, when Cirie gets settled and her mental prowess starts flowing, she will be a sneaky unstoppable amazingness.

Evo Confession

A blessing to have back but no possible chance of winning.

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Cirie would likely still come runner up…

JT

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32 – Tocantins, Heroes vs. Villains.

Best finish: WINNER!

Craig Confession

Last time we saw JT he gave his Idol to Russell on the opposing tribe in Heroes vs. Villains. What is he going to pull this time? Will he take the whole “I what to play completely differently” again? Or fly under the radar due to his friendly country boy nature? I can see him hooking up with Culpepper to be honest. If JT isn’t targeted as being a previous winner, I think he will do quite well. I believe the game has moved beyond ‘Previous Winner’ status removal which I am pleased about.

Phoebe Confession

I am so excited to see JT back! I have really high hopes for him. He’s such an inherently good Survivor player and it has been some time since people have seen him succeed. He’ll be underestimated and I can’t wait to see him take full advantage! Go JT!

Evo Confession

JT makes Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves’ time travel letter sharing in The Lakehouse seem logical.

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Like Hantz… Keanu can’t figure out why JT is giving him the idol.

Andrea

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27 – Redemption Island, Caramoan.

Best finish: 5th

Craig Confession

This chick has no restraints. She is a full throttle game player that is not afraid to pull the moves she needs to advance. Target? Yes… if the other players are smart enough. I know I would want to be on the same side as Andrea compared to against her. Has ties with Malcom that I think both could utilize in a switch up scenario; Andrea will do very well. I would luv her to team up with My Cirie. She will be going for broke so may pull off to many big moves early.

Evo Confession

I think Andrea said it best last time… and the time before… and the time…

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Another season, another Andrea blindside coming up

Brad Culpepper

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47 – Blood vs Water.

Best finish: 15th

Craig Confession

Eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh I hated Brad Culpepper in Blood Vs Water. What an arrogant dick. So are we going to have another pissing contest? I hope not. I hope he pulls his head in and plays smarter. I believe he has it in him. I am going to laugh my tits off if someone randomly throws a “F^ck you Brad Culpepper!” into this game. I think Brad will do well if he jumps on board an alliance as member 3 or 4 helping himself get to the merge and then bring out a solo game. I just really hope he is not the same as before.

Phoebe Confession

So harsh Craig! I like Brad Culpepper. I am happy to see him back and I can’t wait to see him gradually win over Craig!

Evo Confession

Brad in his audition video…

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“I don’t know if you heard me but I just did over 1000”

Sierra

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30 – Worlds Apart.

Best finish: 5th

Craig Confession

Sierra Dawn Thomas………………….Sierra Dawn Thomas………………………..thats what every ones reaction is right? I think she could be the one to watch. Why? Because everyone has the opinion of “Why the Hell is this Bitch back?” She will be going in with no reputation, no target, looking hot and with everything to prove. With everyone thinking she is a nobody will be an amazing position to be in for Sierra. Maybe even the position to allow her to once again get deep into the game.

Evo Confession

Dem Eyebrows.

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Mulligrubs

Ozzy

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35 – Cook Islands, Micronesia, South Pacific.

Best finish: RUNNER UP.

Craig Confession

With every season he plays Ozzy gets more and more cocky. Yes he is a natural jungle man that can survive and support his tribe; we all know his excellent abilities in challenges. Clearly a Game Changer for numerous reasons; namely his request for fellow tribe mates to vote him out to be sent to Redemption Island. I think Ozzy is going to strut into the beach and be shocked “GASP!” when he is voted out pre-merge.

Evo Confession

Swim. Win the challenge. Be arrogant. Repeat.

Debbie

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51 – Kaoh Rong.

Best finish: 9th

Craig Confession

OMG we are going to have some brilliant confessionals from this one. I can’t wait to see her fan girl. I believe Debbie will be so star struck she may be taken for a ride in the beginning and make it to the merge. I believe Debbie is going in with a plan, however I am unsure how it will unfold and whether people will want to play with her. Could be my wild card.

Phoebe Confession

I suspect Debbie will be voted out early. I adore her character and love her confessionals but this is a returnee season. Anyone inconsistent should be ousted early.

Tai

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52 – Kaoh Rong.

Best finish: 3rd

Craig Confession

Ow Tai. He is the one I honestly don’t know about. I think there may be some relationship issues with some of the stronger guys, I don’t know why, just that he has some dominant Guys on the tribe that may underestimate him so not give him the time. Work in his favour? Absolutely. I think Tai’s best bet is to get some girls together to move forward. If he can get back with Caleb that could be a bonus, due to their unfinished alliance from last game.

Phoebe Confession

Sadly I think my comments re Debbie can also be said for Tai. He’s inconsistent and transparently schemey.

Sarah

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33 – Cagayan.

Best finish: 11th

Craig Confession

This will be interesting. What I loved about Sarah in Brawn vs. Beauty vs. Brains was her “I’m going to do what I want, make the moves that I want” attitude. I think in this season that will be brilliant to watch. She will need to be thinking of herself continuously because we know everyone else will. Maybe a little cocky? And entering with a chip on her shoulder. She will need to leave that at the door. She will not be seen as a threat and I believe will be the lower rung of an alliance so will not be targeted early.

Evo Confession

Sarah, listen to me. Don’t flip. Don’t go against Tony. Merge awaits.

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Sarah – “We play by the book McVlachos!” Tony – “BYE BOOK!”

Zeke

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29 – Millennials vs. Gen X

Best finish: 9th

Craig Confession

I am so excited to see Zeke play back to back. Disadvantaged? Back to back players now have the stigma of “They’re here for a reason” from other players. However I believe that Zeke walked away from Millennials vs. Gen X learning some valuable lessons. He knows this game and knows the players he is with. I believe he will align fast and not be a target. Zeke is one to watch and I believe will be top 3 if not take out the win.

Evo Confession

Get around him. Get around that shirt.

Now it’s over to the…

 Mana Tribe

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Mana… more like Maniacs! Barring Hali everyone on this tribe is a mover and shaker.

Michaela

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26 – Millennials vs. Gen X

Best finish: 14th

Evo Confession

Firecracker. Absolute firecracker. TV Gold. Her mission will be to paint someone else as expendable immediately. Back-to-back seasons can’t be easy on the body or mind, it also gives the other Survivor’s something to agree upon as voting option… “Hey guys, why don’t we just vote out the most recent player?” Regardless of how Michaela starts I can’t wait for her and Sandra to clash.

Malcolm

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29 – Philippines, Caramoan.

Best finish: 4th

Evo Confession

In Malcolm’s first season he believed that taking Denise over Abi to the final 5 was a smart move. In his second season he believed voting out Philip Sheppard with two idols was a smart move. Malcolm often plays on emotion and struggles with sharing space with ‘annoying’ players (oh the irony!), if he can park the arrogant Prince routine I can see a Tyson Apostol style redemption arc for Malcolm playing out. He could easily slink his way to the merge and throw mud at previous winners and game players when it matters. At the very least he and Troyzan should pair up and become Malzan or they could call themselves something stupid like ManBunsRus.

Phoebe Confession

I find him attractive.

Hali

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27 – Worlds Apart

Best finish: 11th

Evo Confession

Hali’s return is a real head scratcher. Struggle to see how she makes the merge, if she does what possible argument could she have for winning? First boot if Mana loses is my initial thoughts. Can see her trying to work over Malcolm with her charm and others seeing that as a threat. Best move is to work hard, figure out who the power player is early and cling on for dear life!

Phoebe Confession

ULTIMATE GIRL CRUSH.

Varner

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50 – Australian Outback, Cambodia.

Best finish: 10th

Evo Confession

Too much Varner? No such thing! How does he shake the rat moniker? Don’t try to I say. Embrace the duplicitous nature and get scheming early. A “I must change the way I play” speech early wouldn’t be the worst idea to lure others into a false sense of security. I can see Varner working with the younger women on the Tribe or adopting a over 30’s approach to flush out the youngsters.

Troyzan

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55 – One World.

Best finish: 8th

Evo Confession

When Craig learnt that he didn’t have to write about Troyzan he let out a billowing cry of joy! Removing the abomination that was One World, I am actually looking forward to seeing the mulleted one go around again. Troyzan might surprise this season, purely because he doesn’t have any playing link to the other Game Changers; all other Survivors have played on at least one of the same seasons as each other. Will he have nightmares of female alliances? Has he recovered from his slip and slide disaster? How will he go being the only Tarzan in the jungle? I look forward to finding out.

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Troyzan pre surgery

Sandra

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42 – Pearl Islands. Heroes vs. Villains.

Best finish: WINNER… TWICE!

Evo Confession

Three in a row isn’t possible but I am eagerly waiting to see how Sandra plays it. Will Sandra come full circle and put another Survivor’s interest before her own? No. Chance. If Sandra makes the merge it will be a phenomenal effort. I have never been a big fan of the “anyone but me” strategy, be careful not to confuse this with the “lay low, perform badly at challenges and get lucky twice” strategy. I haven’t been a fan before but I get this strange feeling inside of me that says I will be by the end of this season.

Caleb

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29 – Kaoh Rong.

Best finish: 15th MEDIVAC

Evo Confession

Excited to see Caleb back and the unavoidable heartfelt reunion with Tai (come on you know it’ll happen!) Caleb isn’t going anywhere soon due to his strength and the fact that the other Survivor’s didn’t really get to see what his strategic game was due to his terrifying medivac; I have never seen so many umbrellas at a beach before.  Caleb also comes across as genuine, a good solid number to have on your side.

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The Odd Couple

Ciera

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27 – Blood vs. Water. Cambodia.

Best finish: 5th

Evo Confession

The question I have is; can Ciera learn from her past mistakes? My gut tells me no. I am expecting to see her ruining other Survivor’s games as only she knows how to or being an early boot based on a lack of trust from others. A lay low approach is the only way to go from the start.

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The look when you don’t bring a pencil case to drawing class

Aubry

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31 – Kaoh Rong.

Best finish: RUNNER UP.

Evo Confession

Big fan of Aubry and still scratching my head as to why she didn’t get the crown of Sole Survivor. Was she too cerebral for the jury? A tougher run ensues this time around. The Mana Tribe will be cutthroat early days. Her best bet is to side with the legend that is Tony Vlachos. Tony appreciates players who can gather information for him and that’s one of Aubry’s main strengths. Not being a big personality might come in handy too.

Phoebe Confession

I love Aubry, but sometimes I think people underestimate her moments of fickle play on her prior season. She had some serious moments of indecision, e.g. when she changed her vote on an actual voting card. That would be a serious red flag to anyone, no matter which side of the fence you’re sitting on. She’s obviously able to create deep bonds, but I do wonder if that ability is situation dependant. Her significant bonds included Tai and Joe on her prior season and interestingly, they’re both somewhat obscure characters. I think people can come across as fantastic social players but in actuality, they’re only good in the context of the group of people they’re dealt. I’m not saying this is the case for Aubry however it’s something I’ve considered in trying to comprehend her lack of title. Maybe she’s only great at developing bonds with certain types of people. Michele was obviously the wrong person to go to the end with, but I wonder if she could have won against anyone (besides Tai and Joe) if the jury really weren’t able to see her outstanding gameplay. All that said, I’m a huge Aubry fan and I can’t wait to see her have another go!

Tony

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43 – Cagayan.

Best finish: WINNER!

Evo Confession

I love TV. I will never hide my unashamed and completely biased opinion about the great man. When I was going to audition for Australian Survivor, the llama talking, spy shack making, idol finding ‘construction worker’ gave me many hours of helpful advice. It proved invaluable as it elevated my audition video to the next level and made producers look twice. Personal man love aside… This guy can seriously play. How on earth can he win? It’s Tony. He will change things up and I can also see him being taken along as a reverse goat, the big threats will want him as a shield and the outsiders will want him for the numbers. Not to mention that he has stated he would like to take the Spy Shack underground and bring in the Spy Bunker! All aboard #TeamTV.

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Sage advice…

Phoebe Confession

Dear Evan, um, can you please help a brutha out and give me his number. Oh wait, that’s Twitter. Can you please go and get his number and then give it to me. I’m not good at Twitter. Thank you. And also please stop walking so fast when we catch up for brunches. Your strides are very fast and I prefer a more leisurely pace. Thank you and kind regards, Phoebs.

P.S. No matter what happens, Tony has already cemented himself as one of the greats so even if he is unable to rid the blazing target on his back, he’ll remain my Survivor hero.

Sneak Peek

Before the premier have a look at the latest trailers for the season ahead!

FINALE RECAP – Boston Strong

What a season! What a final few episodes!

Part 1 – Final 6

Kimmi trying to make a big move and remove Spencer or Jeremy, good on her, what else was she to do?

Spencer won immunity so Jeremy was the target but he didn’t fully believe it.

Wentworth played her idol… Jeremy played his just in case despite believing Kimmi. Only Jeremy and Wentworth had their names put down! All votes cancelled. First time in Survivor history!

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Who is counting?

As it stands the remaining contestants can only vote for Tash, Keith or Kimmi. Even split of votes for Tash and Kimmi.

Jeff explains that if it was to happen again it would go to rocks BUT here’s the catch… due to Survivor tiebreaker rules Tash and Kimmi become immune joining Went, Jeremy and Spencer as safe. Resulting in Keith going home as he would be the only one left to draw rocks!

No brainer yes? Nup. Keith suggests the unthinkable for Kimmi to stay and him leave! Hero status rising, foolish move status exceeding.

Alas, Wentworth needs Keith so she opts to boot Kimmi. Talk about a roller coaster.

Part 2 – Final 5

It is pretty simple now, out of Keith and Wentworth they must win immunity. Keith goes close but Kelley takes it out. Keith may as well pack his bags.

Jeremy is on high alert and creates a back up plan. Remove Spencer. Kudos to Jeremy, never get comfortable. Keith appears to be one board.

Hang on! Wentworth has a plan, seeing as all idols have been different she makes one of the best fake idols you will ever see and gives it to Keith, telling him to play it at tribal and show it off when needed.

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Don’t give it to Keith!

Tribal rolls around and it is incredibly frustrating. All Keith has to do to stay is whip out that fake idol, throw it around his neck and their would have been at least an 80% chance that Jeremy or Tash would have got flustered and voted for Spencer.

What does Keith do… he holds onto it! Oh my to-tos! Keith goes home. Kelley can’t believe it. If she was smart she should have kept it and played it on Keith herself, but no, she trusted the guy who despite his loveliness consistently has brain fades when it matters most.

Part 3 – Final 4

The mission for a the final challenge is simple. For the alliance of three, beat Kelley, for Kelley, beat everyone.

The final immunity is a terrific one, it is fair and anyone can win. It is the whirly ball thingy-ma-jig. You watch a ball thread through a spiral and wait for it to come out of one of two exits, after a certain time you throw in another ball.

Unfortunately for Wentworth she stumbles at the last hurdle. It comes down to Jeremy and Spencer, the stakes are high as I am sure Wentworth could argue they have just as good as chance as her to win.

Spencer drops his balls in a bit too close for comfort and it ultimately costs him. Jeremy wins his first immunity of the season… at the perfect time!

Off to tribal. Wentworth throws up the boot Spencer motion, Tash as she has done all season just sits their hoping it is ‘anyone but me’. Spencer then forgets he is on Survivor SECOND CHANCE and reverts back to the same arrogant twerp most viewers and contestants despised. In a few breaths he belittles Wentworth and then threatens Jeremy. If he votes Spencer out he will vote for Kelley to win. Jeremy plays it cool and doesn’t buy into the plea.

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Karma Bus coming Spencer’s way?

Votes roll around. Wentworth goes home, oh so close, what a terrific season by her! Her main flaw was not aligning with the power players early. No reason she couldn’t have been in Tash’s spot, but she sided with Ciera, massive error.

Part 4 – The Final Tribal Council

Lie, Cheat and Steal

“Lie, Cheat and Steal” — Ciera Eastin addresses Jeremy Collins, Tasha Fox and Spencer Bledsoe at Tribal Council during the two-hour season finale of SURVIVOR, Wednesday, Dec. 16 (8:00-10:00PM, ET/PT), followed by the one-hour live reunion show hosted by Jeff Probst (10:00-11:00PM, live ET/delayed PT), on the CBS Television Network. Photo: Screen Grab/CBS ©2015 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

I will say one thing, this wasn’t a terrific tribal end to an amazing season, but this was probably because everyone had played before and their seemed to be a mutual respect for the majority of moves.

The highlights included:

One of the most arrogant players in Savage calling Jeremy and Spencer arrogant! Oh the irony. Take the beanie off and sit down.

Abi brought up notes then asked a simple question.

Kass and Spencer continued their distaste for each other, Kass offered a beer-olive branch. What the hell is going on? Someone go for the throat!

Tash doesn’t get to answer many questions, amazingly she was this seasons goat.

Fishbach says a lot of words but it doesn’t really make an impact.

Joe… well he just looked good.

Then the clincher. Jeremy tells everyone about his baby. Boom give that man a cheque.

Going into the vote it is a two horse race but it doesn’t appear like anyone cares about Spencer.

Part 5 – The Winner Revealed

Jeff reads the votes… Jeremy wins in a clean sweep! 10-0-0.

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Yes you silly!

Wow. That was a surprise! Not that Jeremy won, but the fact that no one voted for Spencer or Tash. Spencer feels the pain.

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Spencers heart breaks when he realises he stuffed it

Why did Jeremy win then? In a year where everyone knew that people would backstab and do whatever they could, Jeremy was one of the very few to work hard on building real relationships with people.

If you look back at any stage he had alliances with: Savage, Joe, Fishbach, Keith, Kimmi, Tash and Spencer. He wasn’t mean or didn’t make promises to Wentworth, Kass, Ciera or Abi.

Take a bow JC.

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As for my pre-season predictions I had Tash, Jeremy and Wentworth as Super Chances. Spencer as Half-a-Chance. I’m happy with that.

 

 

EPISODE 14 PREVIEW – THE FINAL CURTAIN

TO SAY I AM PRETTY CHUFFED IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. My pre game predictions are looking pretty solid! I split them into three categories in relation to their winning chances… No Chance, Half a Chance and Super Chance.


No Chance: Joe, Kass, Kimmi, MonicaAbi, Terry DVytasShirin   1/8 remain


Half a Chance: Savage, Keith, Ciera, Spencer, VarnerWiglesworth, Peih-Gee   2/7 remain


Super Chance: Tash, Fishbach, Jeremy, Kelley Went, Woo   3/5 remain

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That’s some tart cider…

WHO WINS?

The time has come. The finale is upon us! What a season. Going into the last episode here are some important things to consider:

  • Jeremy and Wentworth both still possess an idol. It must be used by the final 5 tribal council.
  • Keith and Spencer have won the most individual immunity challenges of the remaining contestants.
  • 3 male contestants and 3 female contestants remain.
  • Jeremy, Keith and Kelley and all from the same Season (29). Spencer and Tash both from same Season (28). Kimmi is the only contestant without a fellow Season (2) partner.
  • It has been confirmed we will see a final 3 with 9 jury members.

HOW WILL IT PLAY OUT?

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“Difficult to see the future is”

Oh Yoda how right you were. But I will give it a go based on pure gut feel and what the editors have tried to INCEPTION us with in their final cut.

LIKELY BOOT ORDER AND ODDS OF BEING THE SOLE SURVIVOR

6th boot: Kimmi

Odds: 100-1

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Solid effort after 15 years off the island

Kimmi’s edit hasn’t been terrific. She has been portrayed as someone that wants to make a move and has been waiting for the right time. I feel she has waited too long. Why Kimmi before Keith? Well… she rocks the boat more.

5th boot: Keith

Odds: 25-1

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Love to see Keith again

Funnily enough, just like his first season, after not doing too much other than winning the odd immunity, Keith finds himself in an amazing position to win it all. Will he though? I can’t see it. You can’t sit next to Keith at the end, he is too nice and Survivor juries love an underdog.

4th boot: Kelley Wentworth

Odds: 12-1

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The idol pondering will be crucial to Kelley’s final place

Despite her awesome idol play Kelley finds herself at the bottom of the pecking order and is still viewed by tribe mates as a dangerous player. Not a great position to be in with 6 left. She still has an idol which she must play in the next two tribals. Jury wise she would have Abi and Ciera’s votes, that is probably it. Her only winning combination would be a final 3 sitting next to Kimmi and Tash. It is a long stretch. Glad to see her go the distance this time.

FINAL TRIBAL

3rd place: Tash

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Sandra version 2.0

I haven’t been thrilled with Tash’s game, however she deserves credit for merging between alliances the whole game. She has the ability to side with either alliance group so I can’t see her not making the final 3. From there it will be hard though. Her game hasn’t been amazing and she won’t be sitting next to two goats. The way the edit has been developing I can see her being the one that cops the most flack from the jury.

THE FINAL TWO

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Strange bedfellows

Let’s not forget the early bonding session between these two. Jeremy took Spencer under his wing which will lead too…

2nd place: Spencer

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Two top 4 finishes but still not enough

Good ol’ Spence has grown this season. Commonly known in our household as the ‘robot who discovered he had feelings’. Any other season I could see him winning. He has survived certain elimination early days and found himself in a fantastic position through immunity wins and strategic decisions (namely flipping on Fischbach at a crucial time). However… his social ineptness means that he comes across as fake. He rates his gameplay too, even if he didn’t do much (he claimed he ousted Joe, that it was his decision… ummmmmmmmmm… okay). Only one man stands in his way…

THE SOLE SURVIVOR

Winner: Jeremy

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Laughing all the way to the bank!

Where do I start? I will start with the edit. Tears for his wife. Playing for his family. Keeping his baby a secret. Comments such as “he can have second place”. If that doesn’t scream final 3 I don’t know what does.

Jeremy’s strategy will be admired by the jury, ensuring he had shields in Savage and Joe, plus those he stayed loyal too in Spencer and Fishbach. Another fun fact, he hasn’t had a single vote cast against him! He has done a remarkable job of flying under the radar whilst at the same time making moves to oust people.

Let’s be honest his early game was well thought out and his idol finds were due to hard work. He has known when to lay low and when to make moves. Have a feeling he will pull out his A game in the final 3 votes.

What separates him from Spencer? Jury management and personality:

Kass – Hates Spencer (tick Jeremy)

Savage – Apart of original 3 of Joe and Jeremy, plus lets face it, Savage favours alpha males. Not to mention Spencer had a hand in booting him. (tick Jeremy)

Joe – Early bonds will sway him towards JC (tick Jeremy)

Fishbach – Kept alive by Jeremy and ousted by Spencer (tick Jeremy)

Kimmi – Sided with JC for the majority of the game (tick Jeremy)

5 votes is all it takes.

Happy to be wrong! Look forward to recapping the finale after this weeks installment.

EPISODES 12 & 13 DOUBLE WHAMMY RECAP!

THE HOME STRETCH! Two predictable boots set up an all star finish.

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Joe and his Dad don’t hold back!

EPISODE 12 – The Long Kiss Goodnight

Disturbing. Cruel Intentions type disturbing. The major takeaway from Episode 12 was that the family visit rolled around. There were emotional highs; Jeremy finding out Val was having a baby boy and emotional lows; Joe’s Dad kissing him with an open mouth every 5 seconds.

Cutting to the chase! Keith outlasted Joe in the ever important immunity challenge (shortly before Joe collapsed in exhaustion) and he was snuffed at tribal council.

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Lights out.

Joe is to be commended this season. Going out at 8th was a terrific effort considering the target on his back. I was disappointed he didn’t try and make a fake idol again, he might have got away with it this time.

EPISODE 13 – How To Train Your Dragon

This one was a testament to the editors, they actually made us think someone other than Abi was going home for 48 minutes.

The short of it was that Keith one award and took Wentworth and Spencer on reward… I thought it made sense, Tash did not agree.

After trailing Jeremy in immunity Spencer smashed through the final puzzle to win another immunity challenge and a easy ride at tribal… not before some all familiar pumping up of his own tires though.

Tash or Abi? What about Keith? Wentworth? Jeremy? Abi… really?!

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No more fire for the Brazilian Dragon

So Abi got to 7th… Not as good as her first effort on Season 25. Entertaining and deliciously mean, now it is Tash’s turn to take that mantle.

PREDICTION CENTRAL

Here are my pre game predictions. I split them into three categories in relation to their winning chances… No Chance, Half a Chance and Super Chance. Let’s see how it is looking:


No Chance: Joe, Kass, Kimmi, Monica, Abi, Terry DVytasShirin   0/8 remain


Half a Chance: Savage, Keith, Ciera, Spencer, VarnerWiglesworth, Peih-Gee   2/7 remain


Super Chance: Tash, Fishbach, Jeremy, Kelley Went, Woo   3/5 remain

EPISODES 10 & 11 DOUBLE WHAMMY RECAP!

DOUBLE THE EPISODE, DOUBLE THE GAMEPLAY. This season is on steroids!

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Show dem!

Since when does the biggest physical threat lose immunity only to Survive? Since when did double crossing your entire alliance become acceptable? Since this season of Survivor baby!

TOO WET… TO MISREABLE

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“Like Selling Your Soul to the Devil” – Stephen Fishbach during the tenth episode of SURVIVOR, Wednesday, Nov. 25 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT). The new season in Cambodia, themed “Second Chance,” features 20 castaways from past editions who were voted for by fans to have another shot at being named “Sole Survivor.” Photo: Screen Grab/CBS ©2015 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

The first instalment was a damp affair. Unrelenting rain and players choosing comfort over safety. At the immunity the contestants had the choice of forgoing the challenge to improve their camp or competing. Only Joe and Keith decide to compete. How anyone could begrudge Joe for playing I have no idea. Well done to Probst and the producers for playing the game and making the most of horrible weather. Alas, Joe wins… AGAIN! Time to scramble.

IDOL HANDS

Now that Joe is safe the gamers go into overdrive. Boot Fishy or Ciera. How the majority alliance could consider keeping Ciera has me stumped. She is device, manipulative and annoying. Only Tony Vlachos can get away with playing openly hard. But! There is genuine consensus that the time is now to boot Stephen. Jeremy isn’t comfortable with this. Once again Jeremy is thinking of his shields.

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Similar ideas, different execution.

TRUST

 

Heading into tribal it is a toss up, do Spencer and Tash follow Jeremy’s idea of keeping Fishy or do they keep Ciera around? Votes are cast and Jeff goes to read the votes… HOLD THE PHONE… Jeremy pulls out an idol. He states that it is all about “who I can trust more” he gives it to Fishbach. The highlight was that Jeff Probst was BLINDSIDED, never have I seen him break from his poker face. He was literally stunned that Jeremy was playing it on Fishy.

ANYWAY. Great call Jeremy, majority voted for Fishy, votes cancelled, Ciera booted! Oh the irony, this time she didn’t chose to play the immunity and drew rocks… last time she drew rocks it lead to her downfall. I hope we never see her again, over rated player.

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More chances of winning the Ciera this rock has.

Spencer was not in the loop… was this a smart move by Jeremy? Time will tell.

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Good move?

MENDING BRIDGES

What a season! Everyony just accepts that Jeremy blindsided everyone. No one seems too miffed. Except for Spencer, he seems cautious now… he was out of the loop, as usual, one step behind. Side note, gee Spencer is talked up for not doing much.

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Spencer measures his chances of beating Jeremy in a final 3.

Reward this time is pretty cool, it is shot at night and requires thought! Plus we get a history lesson on Cambodia, well played CBS. Not many reality shows are that ballsy to actually devote screen time to educating audiences. SLOW CLAP!

Bonus excitement… Kelley Wentworth gets an idol clue… Stephen wins reward… Picks Tash and Jeremy to whisk away on a helicopter… everyone else thinks “damn we aint in the the click”. Surely Joe wins immunity again as it requires yoga like patience.

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Pig in shit.

I spoke to soon, Spencer comes out and does some super dooper monkey foot work and wins immunity! That’s right, Joe finally loses, surely he is in danger. WRONG. Think again.

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Hey guys, this belongs to Joe.

In fairness it does make sense to get someone else out before Joe, no player has won more than 5 immunity challenges in Survivor history. Joe is sitting on 4 this season, the odds are against him winning the next 5. Plus if Joe gets to the end this season by winning challenges, the jury won’t respect it. You must outwit, outlast and outplay.

My spidey senses start tingling… Spencer is safe. Spencer can’t sit on his hands if safe, and to be honest, that is the best time to shake things up. But will he? Oh minor detail before tribal… Wentworth finds her second idol.

SPLITTING HAIRS

Fishbach, another player who cannot sit on his hands decides now is the time to use his advantage. Instead of keeping things simple he concocts a plan that only he can. Steal a vote and split the vote. ALARM BELLS.

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Split Endz

Spencer has a decision to make. Turn on Fishy or stick tight. Wentworth considers saving Joe! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Tribal rolls around and Fischbach steals Joe’s vote. He then says he will use a vote on Joe… YOU IDIOT! This explains that hand you are playing. Why steal Joe’s vote too? Why not steal Abi’s or Wentworth’s to throw people off? ANYWAY… Stephen’s plan is pretty ballsy, credit to him, steal Joe’s vote and his alliance will split votes between Abi/Joe resulting in a 3-3-3 vote tie. If successful the majority can boot Joe when revoting. It is too good to be true.

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Dangerous.

Wentworth stays strong and doesn’t waste her idol on Joe. Votes are read… Joe, Ciera, Fishbach, Joe, Ciera, Fishbach, Joe, Ciera, Fischbach… FISHBACH! Spencer flipped.

Fishy exits happy and on a major gamble.

Fishbach

Risky Business.

TAKE AWAYS

Why did Jeremy and Fishy think Spencer would stay with them? They blindsided him last tribal. Once bitten, twice shy fellas!

Can Keith keep flying low and take this whole thing out?

Has Jeremy exposed his hand now?

Will the Survivors ever stop yapping on about voting blocks? Seriously, it is just a ridiculous term for how contestants have voted since Borneo. You could call it voting TETRIS for all I care!

PREDICTION CENTRAL

Here are my pre game predictions. I split them into three categories in relation to their winning chances… No Chance, Half a Chance and Super Chance. Let’s see how it is looking:


No Chance: Joe, Kass, Kimmi, Monica, Abi, Terry DVytasShirin   3/8 remain


Half a Chance: Savage, Keith, Ciera, Spencer, VarnerWiglesworth, Peih-Gee   2/7 remain


Super Chance: Tash, Fishbach, Jeremy, Kelley Went, Woo   3/5 remain